Theta Homecoming Parade

So I have just been indoctrinated into the wonderful world of sorority life...which means that my official title is "baby" (now I know how Bennett feels). I was informed in our new member meeting that the Homecoming parade was in less than three days! In that short amount of time we (babies) had to help construct a float and make costumes so that everyone could make fun of us. At this point I am asking myself...is this for reallll...we are the older Theta's slaves right now?? We are paired with the fraternity Theta XI...they are so excited because we are all hott haha so yea duh they are excited. Being the nice sorority girls that we are, we invite them over for a dinner exchange where we eat dinner at the Kappa Alpha Theta house and then walk over to the Theta XI house and build the float. Well one thing I learned was that frat...excuse me "fraternity" boys love to procrastinate...aka love to blow off the float and play drinking games. After all it is college...but I chose not to partake in this activity. With their level of intoxication and lack of cooperation we probably had the LAMEST float because nothing was done. The theme for the Homecoming parade was "Go for the Gold!" and our personal theme was "Forever Gold". We were told that we had to dress up as CU athletes...and they wanted us to be as creative as we possibly could. So...Patrice and I thought that we would honor the forever loved sport of "Beer Pong". We were extreme beer pong players. We wore tube socks, sweat head bands, team shirts, shorts, a beer pong glove, and we made sure that we had plenty of back-up table tennis balls. We looked pretty ridiculous but so did our lame float. On our float we had three pedestals, 1st place: CU (duh), 2nd place: Texas, and 3rd place Nebraska (a frat boy with a blonde wig and extremely large breasts). I laughed at how competitive all of the other sororities and frats were...and how ridiculous we must have looked. Long story short, our float didnt even place in the ranking hahaha, so we didnt win anything. But, it was my first parade and it was fun anyways so I am glad that I wore an embarrassing costume and got laughed at by older college students...it was a great time.